One child gave himself a hair cut. He now looks like one of those monks with the bald spot on the crown of his head.
A different child dumped out an entire new box of galvanized deck screws in the parking lot of Lowes.
Under a man’s car.
While he was standing there.
Thanks goodness he was not in a hurry to leave. (And in his defense, it was an accident.)
The third child took the lobster carcass from the center of the kitchen table and used it for dinner-time theater. This production involved using the green goop from inside the lobster to perform a mock exorcism.
All in the three hours since I got home at 5:00 pm.
No one will ever accuse me of a dull life.