Since I pulled in the driveway…

One child gave himself a hair cut.  He now looks like one of those monks with the bald spot on the crown of his head.

A different child dumped out an entire new box of galvanized deck screws in the parking lot of Lowes.

Under a man’s car.

While he was standing there.

Thanks goodness he was not in a hurry to leave.  (And in his defense, it was an accident.)

The third child took the lobster carcass from the center of the kitchen table and used it for dinner-time theater.  This production involved using the green goop from inside the lobster to perform a mock exorcism.

All in the three hours since I got home at 5:00 pm.

No one will ever accuse me of a dull life.

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